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The first fifteen people who reply to this journal will have me go through their gallery and pick my three favorite deviations, which in turn will be featured in this journal. (If I can figure out how to put images in the Journal)
The catch is that to qualify, you MUST post a similar journal, this gives us an opportunity to really appreciate and support this lovely artistic global community we've got going on here.

So come on you guys and gals, just send me a comment in this journal and I get to peek through your gallery. I think this is a lovely idea that everyone should try out in their own journals.

A myspace quiz I took.

1) Are you in a complicated relationship?
- Ha! I Wish!

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?
- Let’s see… Dad, check! The whole KB Toys Company, double check! The governor and the senate, triple check! GODDAMN CLOWNS, Quadruple CHECK!

3) How many houses have you lived in?
- 7 including the nuthouse

4) Favorite candy bar?
- Hershey's cookies and cream! Mmmmmm… Candy.

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
- Hell yea! I had also given random atomic wedgies. It’s fun!

7) Least favorite school subject?
- Math. Key to the universe my@$$!

8) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
- 5

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
- F@ck NO! But I saw her cooch. What a nasty @$$ B!tch.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?
- YES!

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind?
- Voices. Although right now we are not on speaking terms.

12) Favorite genre of music?
- Rock and Metal

13) What is your zodiac sign?
- Cancer

14) What time were you born?
- 9:45 PM

15) Do you like beer?
- Oh that sweet, sweet amber.

16) Have you made a prank phone call?
- Give me a random number and watch the master at work. Special Ed got noting on me.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
- Monsters of Rock.

18) Are you sarcastic?
- Who me? Naaaaaaaaa

19) What are your favorite color(s)?
- Green

20) How many watches do you own?
- One. My kick @$$ Spidey watch.

21) Summer or winter?
- Deck the halls! And watch the pee covered snowballs fly!

22) Does anyone like you?
- My dog told me that I was very cool… and that the president was the antichrist.

23) Favorite color to wear?
- My dog told me that I look good in blue, but since she is color blind that makes her a lying bitch! So what was the question again?

24) Pepsi or Sprite?
- Pepsi

26) Where is your second home?
- Home is where the heart is…right next door to the Ewok village… pass the homoerotic fountain, next to the pop’s and mom’s muffin shop. But I digress.

27) Have you ever slapped someone?
- What did the five fingers said to the face? I’M MEGA DAVE BITCH!

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?
- Nada, sip! Not even a lava-lamp.

30) How many video games do you own?
- Not enough!

31) What was your first pet?
- A racist goldfish

32) Ever had braces?
- Nope

33) Do looks matter?
- Nope

34) Do you use chapstick?
- When I want to feel pretty

35) What was your favorite subject in Highschool?
- The fin art of cutting class

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?
- American Eagle all the way.

37) Are you too forgiving?
- Yea I forget things all the times.

38) How many children do you want?
- None... Yet.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?
- Hell yea!

40) Favorite breakfast meal?
- Captain F’n Crunch, baby! Straight from the box!

41) Do you own a gun?
- I’m compelled to tell you by law that… never mind.

42) Ever thought you were in love?
- Yea. It was gas.

43) When was the last time you cried?
- Yesterday. I had night terrors again. Damn cobras!

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?
- Bah! I don’t even know what I did yesterday. Has anyone seen my pants?

45) Been to the Olive Garden?
- Fuck no!

46) Fav bands?
- Too many to name.

47) Have you ever been in a castle?
- Yes. When I was a little girl frolicking in the meadow with the unicorns, thinking sweet thoughts of clown killings I stayed at castle Greyskull.

48) Nickname?
- The speedstick

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
- What a coincidence! The third cousin of one of my voices is named Bertha. They tell me she enjoys walks on the beach.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?
- On less there is “fried chicken” at the end, no

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?
- Buahahahahaha F@ck No!

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
- Yes! I don’t bug anybody else. When I think about you I… Again I digress.

53) Ever call somebody boo?
- Yup, the girl in Monsters Inc. when Disney on ice came to the island. I told her she sucked!

54) Do you smoke?
- Only if I’m drinking.

55) Do you own a ring?
- Hell Yea! I got the whole trilogy, with Aragon and… What? Oh, then no, I don’t use jewelry.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?
- Let me check my magic 8 balls…

57) Do you like your hair?
- As much as I like my nipples on the cold morning dew.

58) Does anyone have a crush on you?
- Let me check my magic 8 balls again… AWESOME!

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
- F@ck if I know. But I’m pretty sure I got an alibi.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
- It got stolen.

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
- McDonalds. Dave died and that redheaded bitch changed all the recipes!

63) Do you like yourself?
- Yes! Specially in the morning. My hair is all monkey like. I look adorable.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?
- My Mom rocks!

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?
- I like big butts and I cannot lie…

66) Are you afraid of the dark?
- NO! That’s where all my little friends live.

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
- Nope, But I once paid a kid a nickel to eat Elmer’s glue. I wonder how Joey is doing.

68) Do you own a webcam?
- Again I’m compelled to tell you by law that… never mind

69) Have you ever stripped?
- Everyday.

70) Ever broke a bone?
- Nope, but people keep offering their help.

71) Are you religious?
- Yes I had religiously expressed my contempt for clowns.

72) Do you chat on AIM often?
- Nope. Watch the Boondocks on cartoon network and find out why.

73) Pringles or Lays?
- Lays

74) Have you ever broken someones heart?
- I believe so. My dad started to complain of a sharp pain in his left arm…

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?
- The Fresh Prince of Bell Air! Carton Rocks! It’s not unusual to be love by anyone…

77) Did you like your high school guidance counsler?
- I got all my boose from him.

78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
- Many other names but never that one.

79) Do you have a birth mark?
- Yes, a bunch of nines on the back of my head. What’s up with that?

80) Do you own a car?
- Yes but I’m not giving you a lift. One can’t be too careful with all those weirdoes out there.

81) Can you cook?
- Only Chinese food.

82) 3 things that annoy you?
- Lies, clowns, self center people.

83) Do you text message often?
- Again see the Boondocks in adult swim for the answer.

84) Money or love?
- Money can buy many lovely things. But I settle for the love of a good woman.

85) Do you have any scars?
- Yes. Show me yours and I'll... scream for help.

86) What do you want more than anything right now?
- Be naked in front of the computer. Guess what?

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
- Yes I make a lot of them in my basement!

88) Relationships or one night stands?
- Any of the aforementioned.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?
- I’m not a big fan of bubblegum.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?
- Oh hell yea. Every time I buy a fried product and the paper bag turns transparent, my hart skips a beat, literally! I got to have that check.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
- F@ck yea! And I’m planning to see the new one!

92) Do you own a box of crayons?
- Of course.

93) Would you eat that box of crayons if your wish could come true?
- It’s part of my daily supplement. That and wax candles.

94) Who was the last person you said I love you to?
- My reflection.

95) Did you mean it?
- Always

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?
- My granddad. He died.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?
- One of my friends probably.

98) Who was the last person that texted you?
- My friend Mei-Ling Nadeshka.

99) Who was the last person that called you?
- Someone asking me if I wanted a subscription to something. I told him yes and hang up on him.

100) Who's your cell phone company?
- Cingular! Verizon Sucks A$$!